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Instead of the most frequently-asked questions, I shall provide the most frequently-given answers.
1. The tango.
2. I think Einstein was on to something. There is no simultaneous “now”.
3. I’ve never worn gloves while swimming.
4. Dogs can be made to look like they are talking in movies if you feed them peanut butter.
5. Boxers.
6. Parallel universes are like bubbles touching each other.
7. I rarely forget to take my medication.
8. I think ghosts are real.
9. Avoid lutefisk and haggis at all times.
10. I never got in any trouble for something I didn’t say.
